I didn’t know one person could fart so much.

…now that I have your attention..

IT’S TRUE.

Many of you had not had the pleasure to meet Kevin and Michael YET. Got off the Shinkansen with a 50 pound suitcase filled to the brim with clothes. Filled with enough shirts to change 4 times a day! More total clothes than I have in my entire apartment RIGHT NOW. Didn’t like my liquid soap, so Michael had to buy his very own bar.

Rare breed, they are. Don’t really know what to say. Here are 2 pictures so just in case you randomly see them roaming around lost in your area (yes, Murakami is even a possibility), make no sudden movements, please approach slowly and give them a little assistance in finding their way back home.

So far, lost in Tokyo station and lost less than a mile from my apartment within 4 days. 20 frantic calls (not exaggerating, but my cell is cheap it ran out of memory, so it could have been more) to my cell phone from random pay phones around Sanjo later, I leave school in search for them and find them wandering around a random Pachinko Parlor less than 2 minutes walk from my house. They are hilarious and are keeping me company in the last haul of my life that is Japan so I don’t have to think of alllll the stuff that I have to do before I leave and the good-byes I will have to get through. I’m sure there will be plenty random entries within these next few days.

Michael is keep a blog of his own so you can check it out if you want at: kevylovesmikey.blogspot.com