Noro Virus @ Large


So despite following all of Natasha's public advisory warnings...Ive managed to get sick! Not the dreaded NoroVirus but a nasty COLD! I was sooo looking forward to going home, breathing in the fresh scent of the ocean, dirty Oxnard sewers and Strawberries...but THANKS TO THIS DAMN COLD..ILL BE MISSING OUT

It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELVES! Ive attatched a copy of her message in the hopes that you will have better luck!

Natasha:

It's rife in our schools... So I've written the following advisory in the interests of Public Health (no applause necessary):

Symptoms include:

diarrhea
vomiting
fever
and an all-round feeling of ickiness!

Preventative Measures

Stay away from students. They're crawling with germs. Avoid them at all costs!!!!!
If you cannot avoid contact with students, be sure to wear a biohazard suit, mask and gloves.
If you have no access to the aforementioned, scrub yourself thoroughly with a bristle brush (the type used to clean floors) and industrial strength soap.
If you find yourself unable to lay your hands on industrial strength soap, use Dove, Lux or whatever just for GOD'S SAKE, be sure it's real soap!!! Those alcohol wipey things don't work!
If you have no way of obtaining soap, you're a dirty bastard and deserve to puke your guts up!
Oh and try not to touch door handles, pens, pencils, desks, chairs, etc etc

If you some reason the preventative measures don't work:

Stay indoors
Lock your doors
Close your curtains and be damned sure you don't give it to the rest of us!