Not Your Typical After Lunch Snack


So story time:

Teachers brush their teeth after lunch. Good habit even though it disgusts me that they do it at their desks in front of everyone and then go to the kitchen sink to spit and gargle. I dont think I have ever heard people gargle so loud in my life...but thats not the point of this story. Anyyyyways..so this one guy (who will remain nameless) brushes his teeth religiously and with the most vigor Ive ever seen. He really gets into it. He preforms the task like a master, brushing in little cirlces 10 strokes each tooth. I can actually see him counting. After minutes of going on like this, he gets up and does the whole loud gargle thing. This process takes around 5 minutes of intense hygenic cleansing. No sooner does he get back to his desk, he reaches IN his nose, digging all the way up to THE KNUCKLE, pulls out a pretty gerthy booger, looks at it....@ this point Im disgusted but just cant look away..I mean its not everyday that you see a grown man picking his nose in public with no shame! All I am thinking at this point is: ohhhh no he's not going to do what I think he's going to do!!! Oh but yes, at the point I didnt think it was possible to be any more disgusted, he pops his freshly picked booger in his mouth and CHEWS it, as if TASTES GOOD or something! and then down the hatch it went...I think I threw up a little in my mouth and finally mustered up enough strength to pick my chin up off the ground... I avoided talking to him for the rest of the day for fear that if I got too close, I would be able to see remnants of a green booger in between his 2 front teeth and just lose it. Thats my story...thought that I would share...if I have to be disgusted, why shouldnt you be?